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No they aren't, you're geriatric and should just retire. Not like you can't live your last couple years of your life comfortably with the millions AIPAC gave you.

Idk if this is the right community, whatever, enjoy Biden talking about 6 years old outside the island.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Going to be real embarrassing in 7 months when you lose an election to a six year old then

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Honestly im so checked out of this election I had completely forgotten its in November. Just kinda always seemed like a thing that nebulously existed in the future

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg wow he totally destroyed Trump. Now Democracy has been restored, the genocide in Palestine is over, Roe has been re-instated, student loans have been forgiven, wages have caught back up with inflation, all because Trump was so destroyed by this one comment. Great job Dark Brandon!

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden is going to get to speak to the manager about all this any minute now, and then things will get really dark!

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

If the senate parliamentarian lets him, of course

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Boom. Roasted.

Dark Brandon is unstoppable, unless he trips or gets sleepy boi.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joe's mom left his record player on while he slept, clearly.

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Here's a rare picture of Joe's parents

[–] huf@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes but have you considered that you're running against the fucking avatar of america? manifest destiny made real in human flesh.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

And the US has the behavior of a 6 year old.

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Nobody is working harder to ensure a 2nd trump term more than an obstinate biden supporters :yea:

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump is younger than Biden, wtf are they trying to pull?

White people writing harry potter dialogue to win the election.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Because Biden is “first as tragedy second as farce” Ronald Regan, this is him attempting to reinvent Regan’s famous debate quip about not holding his opponent’s youth against him.

[–] MovingThrowaway@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I know this is always the case but this time it was blatantly obvious that Biden was reading off a script written by someone else. His cadence and emphasis suggested he barely grasped the meaning of what he was reading

Did anyone who was planning on going to this not do so? Or are all rich media people ghouls?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the irony is when biden's off the brain sharpeners, a 6-year-old's cognitive capacity is about all you should expect

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'm picturing some aide popping off his skull and running a whetstone over his brain.

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i really want whatever drugs they are giving him, maybe it will fix my weed addled brain.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Idk if this is the right community

Yes

This illustrates what being a lib is like. I've spent some time withy parents and have the TV on in the background and it's just this shit on the news. How Biden is doing his best at the job and how Trump is just this insane bully with all these legal problems. I can't help but think that I'm on a completely separate plane of existence for things that I find important. Like if I care more about healthcare costs than hush money I'd be laughed out of the room into the >moderates room where I'd be crucified for thinking about the wretched cops in the campus protests. It sucks and it sucks that it's a default mode of Americans and it makes me wonder about the shit that gets written in history books because this strain on brain worms was once unimpeded and a reaction to even more horrible monarchy

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Ah shit he's got Barack writing his jokes

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

For some people, "growing up" means learning to kiss ass and uncritically supporting their national interests.

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

He looks like he is wearing someone else's face as a mask in that picture.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

They posted this in the lemmy.world political meme community and it was like I had walked into a lib orgy with herpes the way they chased me out of there. They were having a great time and no lefty was going to ruin the good vibes by mentioning "genocide" or "authoritarian"

To be fair that was exactly why I went in there but they were not in the mood for it

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago