get this guy a job in the white house
this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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We need to make him CEO of Capitalism, stat!
That image of the grim reaper going door to door, but it's just this dweeb sending out resumes.
How do we get this guy to work for the US federal reserve?
The Forest Gump of masturbatory Silicon Valley VC investment.
i read it in reverse order the first time and i was like 
and then i googled who theranos were 
MFW theranos isn't a homeopathic rhinoplasty startup
Now that's what I call a Bruh moment.
Me losing my job at Enron and applying for a position at Circuit City
Someone follow this guy and let us know where he lands next so we can know which tech company is going to collapse next!
Commitment to the bit.
Hey, at least they’re honest.