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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i think it was funny (ironically)

but i also think amongus is still funny so like, im not a good judge i think

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i literally draw this fucker on things and then laugh at myself im so funny

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but is it gyatt amogus? This is an important distinction.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah that shit was hilarious, especially how she really leaned into being too ancient to know what pokemon go is. it's that same brand of parent humor as calling your ps2 "the nintendo."

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

God that is exactly it. That's what every millennial heard when she said that.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tick tock tic tac toe that's how we win

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Okay this one sucks though

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hildawg's Hexbear account detected???

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No it's Chelsea doing some astroturfing for Hilldawg 2024

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a non-zero chance somebody has seen a hexbear do a "it's still her turn!" bit and thought we were serious.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I mean they say we love trump unironically so....shrug-outta-hecks

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

it's MY turn

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pokemon Oil Up The Proles! panting

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

This isn't a bad post it was hilarious. Just like Trump being hilarious doesn't make him a good person or make me want to vote for him. Same thing.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the one problematic joke for me was when brandon responded to some asking "how many genders there are?"

with "at least 3"

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

thanks, brandon...