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archive of him being a total shitbird before zoomers stopped eating mud

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Mr. Bruschetta needs to get toasted a bit.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would like to coauthor with Dirl_Owl (who I realized just now isn't OP) a formal position that we stop calling right wing streamer weirdos by their stage name.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Addressing them by a slightly different yet incorrect name every time we address them is a solid bit and I second it.

[–] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Not so fast, mister Krasinski

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Just one second, Mr. Kaczynski—

Call it Bench Disappearo

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Dear sir or madam, there are too many screaming owl avatars, please remove two

[–] axont@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Internet was a mistake because I've been forced to learn about a whole plethora of greasy pervert white guys who have gaggles of adoring fans somehow

At any other point in history being a slimy beard basement racist would afford you exactly no fame. yet here we are in the year of our prophet 1445 after Hijra and I'm forced to know who they are

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Still baffled that the Dicks for Destiny guy is still around and somehow taken seriously. Hard to take the guy who had his fans decide to post their dicks to the internet in solidarity for the leaked dick pics of their idol seriously.

Mr Borrelia should just crawl back into his hole so I can stop hearing about him.

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

omfg someone else who remembers Dicks for Destiny!

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The funny-clown-hammer would be welcome, but until it comes from the top down, post-hog

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

idk without further context that sounds kinda cool and there have been other "posting your body in solidarity" movements over the years.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The context was that he shared someone’s nudes with his friends and they started bullying her over it, so she posted his dickpic on his main twitter after he gave her the password.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Ahh. Indeed.

unlimited gulag for Mr. Bonell.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I still remember him throwing a huge temper tantrum on reddit after he got kicked out of his sc2 g*ming team for calling a Korean player the g word slur. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/t6i9v/destiny_and_quantic_parting_ways/ so it wasn't surprising he'd become not only a debate grifter but also a racist one.

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Leave it to a redditor to type out the whole ass hard r while shitting on a guy that loves to say the hard r.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

There are zoomers who weren't even born yet when a lot of those were posted, esp since that's an archive, and his reddit account goes back to at least 2011 (though I bet he had one before that considering the username). There are high schoolers who were born after this man started playing starcraft.

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

What happened to get him banned from twitch? I keep hearing they screwed him over from chatters but those couldve been dick riders.