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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is the fight Commander has been training for his entire life. Noem doesn't stand a chance.

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We will send in KJU with a stick to finish the job.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commander has the opportunity to do the funniest thing any dog has ever done biden-alert stalin-gun-1 doggo-matapacos

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The dog should not be shot, though the reason you think it should be shot is the same as why I don't think so: because they bite secret service members.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Woah she suggested that von der leyen be shot?!!

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I think the dog is the thing in the whitehouse that least deserves it.

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Courting the cop vote by running on the dog killing ticket?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

"stop it, you're making the dying kkkracker empire look bad"

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Incredible mind, needs to be studied

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hexbear on cats vs noem on dogs who wins this mighty clash of minds

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

dogs have more emotional depth than Noem

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

What is it called when you do character assassination on yourself?