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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 100 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

This really seemed like a good simplification until you threw in that d'Alembert operator at the end

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
E^2^ = m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^
Or E = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^

If so, AI = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^ - mc^2^

I may have the capabilities to be a technology management consultant

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..

[–] gimsy@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well math might be, physics for sure isn't

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[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I'd bet money that was written by an LLM.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?

[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.

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[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

[–] RayJW@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lemonyoda@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Ist there actually an upcomming alternative for Job profiles and stuff?

[–] AyuTsukasa@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love that's it's not "what are you on about?" it's just a general what

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always found the difference between general and special whativity fascinating.

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Reading this is an actual cognitive hazard.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want to know who this idiot is.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, the equation isn't wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.

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[–] maculata@aussie.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d like to present the equation solution to all sandwich related crisiseseses: BLT+AI.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Avocado, Ice cream?

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[–] wesley@yall.theatl.social 17 points 1 year ago

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

[–] emerald@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need a = sign sonewhere, right?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, none of this is math.

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[–] ultra@feddit.ro 11 points 1 year ago

they did the meth right

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I like how the OP's name was censored for their privacy, but not the name of the person responding. Also, what the hell are these people huffing?

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thanks for listening to my TedX talk, which I paid to present.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly I had too many people insist that Tedx has any value

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[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Critical support for struggling academics trying to grift some brainless tech bro billionaire out of his money

Oops my bad I mess read who’s the phd and who’s the sentient clipart

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

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[–] berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He should have let an AI proofread this…

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

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