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Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
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Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
You gotta give
You hit me in the cup
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
Pretty sure it's a pattern and not actual piss
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MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
How do I delete someone else's comment?
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I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
There's a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
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Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
I actually just pissed on my trousers.