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This is a joke. I actually have no idea what is inside the IDF room.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I actually have no idea what is inside the IDF room.

A baby incubator that's empty with some bullets and a helmet dropped inside as evidence that hamas is using the place as a base.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Oh sorry using it as temporary storage for some integro-differential equations. Not sure why they decided to label it though.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Bit idea: Tell me what's inside the IDF room (wrong answers only)

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Internet Defecation Factory, a brigade of shitposters-for-hire that struggles to stay competitive in an age of AI generated shitposting and shitposter offshoring

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It a place to go when you're out of fucks; the I Don't Fuck (IDF) room.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Irregular Doll Factory. They're manufacturing Barbies with multiple heads and/or hands where the feet should be.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

𝙸𝚜𝚛𝚊𝚎𝚕𝚒 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝟹𝟺𝟹—𝚃𝙵

Spoiler—𝚃𝙵 is the wrong nomenclature

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

it just is full of farts

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

If you tape a red triangle over the letters IDF hamas-red-triangle you might get a day off work due to terrorism or something, followed by a day off so cnn can come film about Hamas terrorism in the suburbs or whatever.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Intermediate Distribution Frame, probably

[–] UrsineApathy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, this is the correct non-meme answer. It contains the IT infrastructure for an entire floor or two of the building.

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

An IDF is a closet that handles network and phone connections and distributes them around the building. Much less interesting than I wish it was.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

saddam-hussein is hiding under it

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I have a similar sign in the disability resources building on my college campus lol

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s where they keep the cum being used in John Fettermans lab grown meat still.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Until they perfect lab grown cum, it will not be vegan. However, that’s why it’s so appealing to Fetterman.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago