Not left, not right, forward :3 
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the best part of that cycle was Chris Matthews blubbering and screaming about how Bernie was going to guillotine him in Central Park
I always think about that. I remember at the time going 'huh thanks for the idea’ 🤡
fr, 'first in the line when we put up guillotines in Central Park' is now part of my vocabulary thanks to him
I refuse to vote for any candidate that doesn't have guillotining Chris Matthews as part of their platform now
That was no joke the point I stopped watching tv news, so in a way I gotta thank him
I googled and googled for Adomian's "wheel of cheese" impression of Chris Matthews but I couldn't find it.
This is off-topic but I'm sharing it anyway - Sebastian Gorka (James Adomian) PROJECT GORKA!!!
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Edit: emizeko's comment has the link.
Gorka is always on-topic tyvm
Okay but like
If they move left they'll still miss the towers. The only way they'll hit is if they stay the course in the center.
Like???
yeah but if they move left they'll hit that bird
This is an edit
Not to mention, notice how steeply the plane is already banking to the left. Going left would almost certainly be safer since that’s where the plane is already heading.
Libs and trying to push the country right while pretending they are somehow left, name a more iconic duo
Bernie running for president made liberals feel worse than 9/11
genuinely confusing. What is the author trying to say? That bernie and warren did 9/11?
They’re saying universal healthcare and passing the PRO act is the same thing as 9/11
if you LOONEY LEFTIES keep pushing for your RADICAL LEFT AGENDA (letting people see the doctor without bankruptcy) you will literally KILL US ALL
who knows what they were hitting in the original lol
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
What does he know?
Edit: you could also interpret this in a conspiratorial way. What did Obama know about 9/11? 
Based liz Warren?
This actually got a good laugh out of me
why
It equates trying to achieve a slightly less crushing neoliberal policy (going "left") with literal 9/11. Like, the most lukewarm socdem policies are as damaging as blowing up the twin towers. And it makes no attempts at justifying this comparison; the comic just makes the comparison and expects it to be taken at face value. It's so juvenile that it got a laugh out of me.
It's one step away from saying "you're a doodoo head if you like your guy; my guy is way better and cool ;)"
Let's go Bernie, run him over and strike the towers. You'll die in the process but you also take piece of shit liberal Warren with you.
It bothers me that bernie is on the right side in this photo, saying to go lwft, and that barack is holding up a sign to go right, but that it's his left.
I'm sorry, what wing of the political spectrum hit the towers again?
Oh right....
The Trolley Problem, where the top track has 1 World Trade Center, and the bottom track has 2 World Trade Center.
Having two trolleys makes the solution a bit easy I guess.
Bin Laden rolling over again
They ran into a construction worker on their flight?
no more half measures walter
The socdems are hardly left. Lmao chuds are so deeply unserious