The Cybertruck is a βbully meβ sign.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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It'd be really funny if the driver was actually sober at the time, but was still using "self-drive". Then, it just punches straight through the roundabout and road signs:
"I swear officer, I only started drinking after the accident to settle my nerves and come to grips with the fact that my car just tried to kill me! (still love the truck though)"
I personally know someone who used the "I didn't start drinking until I got home!" thing successfully, and unless they get witnesses to this person being drunk before the accident, I fully expect it will work in this instance, too.
They actually did something to fill this loophole where i live in a topical case from when i was a kid
I thought driverless mode was for sipping on some southern comfort while watching netflix.
The word "killdozer" has been thrown around a lot, but...
It's an unfair comparison. The killdozer could actually withstand the elements, plus police's small arms fire.
Both pointless murder machines built by egotistical petty tyrants
A monumental day for drunk driving enthusiasts the world over
Critical support to the snitch who ratted out the cybertruck owner to the police.
Should be easy for the company to find them since it records everything.
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Great detective work by SnoPoo!
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Trucky needy drinky.