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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

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No...

Beanis nia-smug

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

FINE, YOU'RE ALL OUT OF THE POLYCULE! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN A POLYCULE WITH YOU SMELLY DWEEBS ANYWAY kitty-cri-screm

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

powercry-1 look, i'm do whatever to join. i'm not poly but joining a polycule is the only way i can afford rent in this town

[–] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't want to join a polycule that wasn't down with beanis. Sorry

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

[to the tune of scatman] b-b-b-bean beanis beanis beanis bop bop bodda boop!

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

What kind of hellish polycule are you running? 🤨

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Fine.

Bagina

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] booty@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

bneanis

i didnt say it cant get mad

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which Hexbear polycule is this one? There have been several.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

If we got a huge tent and went camping we wouldn't even have to pitch it. It would be inflated by the gas pressure alone (from the farting (caused by the beans))