her entire self-image is a narcissistic identification with the zionist entity, which is in crisis and unlikely to exist next year
this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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This sounds exactly like a Myspace post from a scene girl
What song auto plays on her page
Was gonna say, this is a Cookie Monster pajama pants Facebook post
She's completely fried. I know we joke about liberals short circuiting sometimes, but I think it this case it might have actually happened.
Her entire worldview in the past year has been on the brink of being shattered. Israel keeps doing worse and worse things, and more of the world keeps condemning it. If she accepts Israel is wrong, it opens the gate for the rest of her worldview to come crashing down - essentially a mental breakdown.
So instead, she's become more entrenched and is now having a breakdown in the opposite direction. I'm being completely serious - a close family member of mine had a total mental breakdown because their worldview (of them being a great parent) was shattered by reality, and they haven't been the same since. I can match this person's text behaviours to the shit Fartlow sharts over twitter. I really think they've totally lost it.
Don't try me.
Oh no, she's going to call people antisemitic on a platform that hosts actual antisemites...
Anyway
The Shatman
Batman, but they shidded out their doodoo ass
this reads like copy for a 90's/00's cologne ad
its reminds me of those shirts conservatives wear that has too much text and usually mentions something about how you shouldnt mess with them or their family
I WORK ON AN OIL RIG AND I WAS BORN IN MAY 1986
I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS AND ONE SON
I HAVE IBS AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL
DON'T MESS WITH MY FAMILY OR I'LL SHIT ON YOU
All people who have never been in a fight and would run at the first sign on danger.
Scarecrow dosing BatBartlow with fear toxin and locking her in a room full of "Free Parking" signs
don't forget to read this with a thick scottish accent
If you can't handle me at my fard, you don't deserve me at my shid
Show some respect. She has a very serious job that consists of stopping Jack Nicholson from unleashing fart gas on all those parade goers.
So what happened is that at 9 pm (technically after sunset) she scraped a Palestinian flag sticker off a lamppost on her street. Heart pounding, adrenaline surging, she sprinted back to her apartment to post this.
This reads like something you'd have as your MSN Messenger status in 2003 if you were an edgy kid.
Neither the hero we deserve nor the hero we need. Not a hero at all. This is the sort of post you dig up that you made in your teens that makes you cringe so hard you pull a muscle, not when you’re nearly forty.
i choose to read this in the 
voice
"You wanna know the difference between me and you, i don't consider people being mean to me online a literal violent attack"
I can't believe there are people on this earth that get paid to be embarrassing
Is this the most melted brain on twitter? Gotta be up there.
I'm like Batman. I go to the toilet inside my suit, because it is too complicated to undo, so I do my business right there like it wasn't a thing. Inside the suit. It does not impede my mobility. I'm mobile, I'm social. I can move about and schmooze with the rich people, even if I'm going to the toilet right there and then. I'm a billionaire playboy.
I'm not taking back anything I said or explaining who I am or why I'm different.
Is this Tinder?
If you're lucky enough to see behind my mask then you can figure some of that out for yourself.
Mom, can we have a Marilyn Monroe quote for my Tinder profile?
We have a Marilyn Monroe quote at home
Marilyn Monroe quote at home
lol. lmao
I don't need you to see me as a hero.
Posting on the internet doesn't make you a hero, but she clearly does need to be seen as one or she wouldn't be making this post
Sounds like she defaced a symbol of Palestinian solidarity somewhere in her neighbor, either while smashed or proceeded to get smashed shortly afterwards.
She is like a DC character...
Scarecrow
Stinkcrow
you are like batman because you think a playboy billionaire living in a secluded mansion with an elderly English gentleman and an young orphan boy doing gymnastics is heroic.
I am like batman, because i think LSD is groovy.
we are not the same.
Classic case of delusion
Eve are you high?
she's perfect
light itself
My middle school ex?
The answer is always no, her brain has been completely broken ever since Seth Rogen posted 💨, not like she was much better before though.
New site tagline just dropped
I am become zionism, destroyer of human populations
I don't think she's ever been okay.
Reads to me like somebody broke up with her after discovering she's a ghoul
Absurd narcissism is par for the course
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