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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kitchen sponge sandwiched between 2 pop tarts

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

get in a car that's moving fast, then open the door and carefully scrape a watermelon on the pavement on all six faces, until you get it to the desired rectangular size

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Any food can be rectangular if you own a knife.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Melt marshmallows and butter, mix in beanis, allow to cool to room temperature and cut into squares

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Mix a bunch of Peanut butter and Jelly in a bowl, and then drop alternating layers of bread and PBJ sauce into the storage. Worry about how you;re going to take it out and eat it later.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

nobody said tofu yet.

that seems crazy to me.