joaomarrom

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Like I said in my other post, I know literally zero Latin American Catholics who hate the Pope. Not a single one. It's literally only American adult convert tradcaths who get fucking weird about this sort of shit lol

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dude, I always wonder why the fuck it is that American Christians, especially adult converts, are so fucking weird about it. In Brazil and Latin America as a whole you're kind of born Christian by default and pretty much everybody I know in my generation has been baptized as a Catholic as a child, myself included.

Devout Latin American Catholics are some of the most unassuming people you'll ever meet. They'll go to church regularly, pray at home, maybe they'll have some kind of jewelry with a cross, and images of saints at home, but they generally don't talk about it. Evangelicals do have a certain tendency to be more annoying and vocal at times, but still, most of them are chill about it.

So why the fuck is it that Americans seem to be the only ones discussing the Council of Trent and theological theses and calling themselves tradcath or some other bullshit so often? It's like they have no other social signifiers and are desperately grasping for any sort of identity, so they latch on to the weirdest forms of Christianity and do not shut up about it.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

USAans don't read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn't Rock, Flag or Eagle

very bad idea to educate a US mind on Rock, Flag and Eagle alone, it's not a thorough education unless you also have Burger and Gun in your curriculum

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

as someone from a country in the global south I always think it's cute beyond words when someone from the US starts going on about their elections being influenced by an external actor

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it's just that the words "meat" and "glue" don't feel to me like they belong together, somehow. It feels icky in my brain lol

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can't think of many phrases that are more stomach-churning than the words "meat glue". It gives me a physical feeling of revulsion just to say it in my mind, fucking gross.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe add a CW because of the Kavanaugh one

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

you should be eating whole fruits for the fiber, not just drinking the juice, and the same goes for adrenochrome and the extra protein

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lmao, Foro de São Paulo takes me way back to the OG right wing lunatics on Orkut, before Facebook was even a thing... that's some vintage conspiracy shit right there

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Colgate, recommended by six of every nine dentists

 

Which Way, Western Man?

 

It's supposed to be happy, not spoopy

 

I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.

My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:

Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.

To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.

 
 

Is anybody here familiar with this thing?

I'm talking to a psychiatrist to get assessed for ADHD, but in order to start treatment, if necessary, I'll first have to do this neuropsychological assessment called the WEIS test. It's expensive as shit, more than 2k, but seems to be the only way for me to get any kind of treatment. I can either pay that amount or wait 8-10 months to get it through my health insurance.

I did some digging and apparently it's this assessment of intelligence that can only be applied by qualified professionals. It frankly sounds like I'm about to get my brainpan measured. Have any of you taken this exam? Is it as stupid as it sounds? Has it helped you receive and/or validate a diagnosis?

Honestly it fucking sucks to me, having to jump through all these hoops just to have somebody listen to me and say "you have/don't have ADHD".

 

DO NOT INTERFERE

UPBEARS WILL BE PUNISHED SWIFTLY

I WILL FART IN THE DIRECTION OF WHOEVER UPBEARS THIS POST

I REPEAT: FLATULENCE WILL BE DEPLOYED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

 

I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

 

Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"

 

One of my students asked me this question and I did not really know how to answer her. She was referring to the kinds of "games" that children and sometimes adults play in order to make a decision, like other forms of flipping a coin, for example.

Here in my country we also do rock paper scissors, but we call it joquempô. We also do odds and evens, par ou ímpar, and a more extended version called dois ou um, "two or one", in which players present either one or two fingers, and then the ones who chose the same amount of fingers leave the game or become a team. This can also be done with up to five fingers, and then it's called dedos iguais, "equal/same fingers".

Are there any other such games in your country? My student really caught me off-guard when she asked that, I had never thought about this cultural aspect.

Also, I'm curious to know what you do and/or did as a child if you're not from an English-speaking country as well!

 

Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god

 

I fucking love these doors. I wish architecture nowadays was more imaginative and playful like this.

Also, I think this profile is legit a very very good follow, which is highly unlikely for someone with "Cultural" in their handle and a marble statue pfp.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383

sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet

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