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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hamas

Hummus

Garbanzo Beans

Beans cool-bean

Beanis beanis

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

we love our big beanis emoji don't we folks

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Nah I'm Hexbullah

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Do you condemn Hexbear?!

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the evidence in airtight no-choice

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need to make a community called c/badpostssobadthattheyareactuallygoodwhichmakesthembadwhichalsokindamakesthemgood and just repost this post as much as possible. Any users who post anything different should be banned from the internet (not just Hexbear)

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Any users who post anything different should be banned from the internet (not just Hexbear)

there's internet outside of hexbear?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I met a lurker from an obscure site,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless balls of ham

hang in the desert. . . .

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Hexbear is...The Resistance...to Amerikkka!

I would be if i could

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

BAHAMAS

AHAMAS

HAMAS

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago