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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't read the "in med school" part and was expecting the reveal to be that she actually took a material science course.

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean bones are also just fancy structures so ...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s biomechanics and the main thing you learn in it aside from statics and dynamics is that living osseous tissue is a strange material and it bends so much more than you think it should

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

it bends so much more than you think it should

Especially if it's in a child. Weird kids and their weird flexible bones.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I think about stress everyday too. Not that I have a choice though.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I majored in stress working in retail

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I work at an understaffed convenience store/fast food fusion. The amount of people who make their dogshit life choices my problem makes me look longingly at tall bridges.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I feel your pain, truly. Stay well fam.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah well, not the first time I’m fighting biology as a trans dude!

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

Fighting biology sounds metal as hell, rock on dude! 🤘

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See? That's why rich people are better!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just stop being poor, problem solved.

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes sense to me!

Jokes aside, this actually IS in fact the only effective method I've found to create lasting change in life – basically, you have to find a way to reframe your situation into something that's temporary, rather than making it a core part of your identity. Basically, if you consider yourself poor (or homeless) BY DEFINITION, all you'll ever see is evidence to support that fact. But by doing so, you are in fact robbing yourself of any chance of improvement because if the situation is unfixable, there is no point in even making an effort to try. But if you don't even try, it simply becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and then you are indeed stuck with no way out.

So in a way, you do in fact have to gaslight yourself in to believing the opposite about yourself, and then attempt to validate that idea by looking for evidence to support it. This can of course be rather difficult at first, but the more you practice it, the better you'll get. And the better you get at it, the more you'll believe it, which ends up making that idea another self-fulfilling prophecy that ends up replacing the former.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

In a lot less words: fake it till you make it.

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I expected. Sometimes, in moments like this, I love the internet.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

they do not want us to know that this trick exists

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 year ago

Stress: The mind overriding the body's natural desire to choke the ever-living fuck out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lemmy is one of the few platforms where i'm happy to see a post i've already seen months before

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Some posts do deserve a reminder

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did we ever figure out why we evolved brains that produce cortisol?

[–] dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 year ago

Cortisol is actually a really important hormone and it can even make you feel good. The problem is when you have too much too often. It’s like putting your body and mind into sport mode. Very useful in the short term but unsustainable in the long term.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because people who are born lucky enough to have an easy life are likely to have more kids.

Using cortisol to magnify that improves selection bias.

The rest is math.

Evolution is a bitch.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uh, poor people tend to have more children than rich people.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's only a recent thing though

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what does "recent" mean? Poor folks been having shit tons of kids for a long ass time. THey needed to have a) extra workers, and b) a chance at keeping the family name/heritage/culture/whatever going. especialyl being poor, you know at least 3 or your 10 arent going to make it, so you gotta play the odds!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

IDK if the original hypothesis is true or not. But it's kind of impossible to make judgements on evolution based on anything we know about humans and society. Modern homo sapiens are only about 150,000 years old and were pretty sure any semblance of a modern hierarchical society didn't begin until about 7,500 years ago, much less the concept of money which only happened another thousands of years later.

10,000 years is a drop in the bucket evolutionarily, hell, 100,000 years doesn't even do much, so any theory of evolution or why a complex hormone like cortisol evolved to be used in the way it is now is way off base if you're referencing concepts like "rich" and "poor" or reference to any form of societal structure made in the last 10,000 years.

[–] Talia@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Immagine what it could be if the cortisol mechanism didn't work

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 2 points 1 year ago

Not us, that's for sure.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That professor's name? Robert Sapolsky.

(probably)

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Hate it when university professors go for historical materialism