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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fidel fathered Justin Trudeau and abandoned him to die

Clearly he did a shit job, Justin trudeau is still alive

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Justin had a glow up and now he's PM

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i was at the urinal at wendys when mao put the barrel of a gun to my back and said "if that stream stops ur dead" and i cried and pissed for 40 hours while he laughed

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was in the next stall over updating your bio to the victims of communism memorial on my phone.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the idea of justin trudeau being an abandoned wilderness baby explains much

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fidel met a hot forest nymph in Canada and got her preggers then when he saw that the baby (Justin) was a lib he said later honey

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm going with this origin story from now on

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he hadn't abandoned Justin in the wilderness he never would have been a snowboarding instructor, so maybe think about that.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ITT: anti woke mind virus.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Lonesome homicidal cowboy

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Terrible killer.

[–] has_com@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Biggie was fat