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[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A little long maybe, I assume it won't be long until it's just "likensub".

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My son, always remember to smash that like button and subscribe..*sniff* and please, whatever you do, leave a review because it helps new people find the channel. Oh god, I'm no good at goodbyes....

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 38 points 1 year ago

No good at likensubs*

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago

Please comment as it drives the algorithm!

[–] metallic_z3r0 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Future etymologists will conjecture that it has something to do with the popularization of an obscure lichen meme combined with a contraction of the word "submissive" within the BDSM context, and only started being used as an ironic punctuation to statements after another popular meme, similar to the origin of how "F" is used as a common, brief response to a tragedy.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 15 points 1 year ago

Lichen Sub-Scribe. Clearly a fungal person who is notating every occurrence and likes to be dommed.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How does the warewolf YouTuber end his videos?

"Lycansubscribe!"

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does the botany YouTuber sign off?

Lichen subscribe!

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

And of course there's Oh the Urbanity's "Don't forget to bike and subscribe!"

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

And when they give a speech on stage, they do it at something lycopodium

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lycanscrub, lyescrub, lysob

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] otacon239@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

This has the vibe of the Sims 2 voice that would leave for work saying “Shy-bye”.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

me taunting a qing dynasty accountant, who is growing increasingly sick of my shit

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please comment, it helps my mental algorithm more than you realize.

[–] silva@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] riskable@programming.dev 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This vastly underestimates the laziness of English speakers. No: It'll be shortened to...

Donferget

[–] nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

donfergen lycanscribe

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don’t forget: you’re here forever

Do it for her

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yelling at a forest: Lichen Subside!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Liken(sub)scribe

Lik(uns)cribe

Licrib(e)

Lickrib

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

In the Idiocracy timeline we’re likely in, it becomes McRib

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Lick you later!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

no, lick MY ribs!

[–] JVT038@feddit.nl 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Slightly offtopic:

When I go to the source in my browser, I see that this toot has been boosted roughly 800 times and roughly 1400 favorites.

However, when I go to this toot via my Mastodon app, I'm seeing 256 boosts and 1 favourite.

Why is this different in my app vs the fosstodon link to the toot?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe the instance you’re logged into on your Mastodon app defederated from some others? Hmm

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

similar boat here: what I’ve noticed is that, on your instance, 'foreign' toots will only show the favourites coming from your instance. So, if 3 people from your instance favourited a toot that has 1500 favs total, you will only see 3 next to the star

this isn’t true for boosts, and I don’t know what causes the difference there. Its probably something to do with an incomplete federation (either because of blocks or simply because your server isn’t aware of all the others; I’ve noticed that the difference is much larger now that I’m on a smaller instance with less connections), but I’m not sure

for toots coming from other people on your instance, you will see the full count on both favs and boosts

[–] amotio@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

We live in Czechia and my SO is teacher in local school. She asked a 6th grade girl what she wants to draw today and she literally responded "IDK". It's kind off weird how internet slang is slowly merging in everyday IRL vocabulary.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When I was younger, there were people who would actually say lol. I wouldn't say it's new, but I think the advent of the internet has certainly accelerated some aspects of linguistic evolution.

It would be fascinating to be a fly on the wall in a couple hundred years' time to see where English goes from here.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do this, I hate it, but I can't get rid of it so I've started to accept it.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean it's kinda same when people say www instead of world wide web, even though the word has less syllable than the letter

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and likensub!

[–] ProjectPatatoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is already happening. Ive heard various reports from people working with schools/kids saying it.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

chat, can anyone confirm this?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it was a rhetorical question that only served as a vehicle for me to utilize "chat".

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know; check my nickname, based off my real name.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

wow, sorry. i did not even pick up on that.
i have a bad habit of not reading usernames. lol

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
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