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In Wacky Mix-Up, IDF Attacks Columbia Univeristy as NYPD Storms Gaza (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Know what isn't satire? The NYPD actually has a station in Isreal. They have stations in more than a dozen foreign countries.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why though?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 year ago

Half as Interesting done made a video about it:

https://youtu.be/eVJMtXvjn0A

[–] jonne 10 points 1 year ago

Because their annual budget is over a billion dollars and rising. You can't spend this all on just payroll and cop cars.