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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

5lbs of free quarters by the looks of that lock

[–] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

people don't carry cash anymore so there's no free quarters in the soda pinatas sadness

[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I do lol

miss me with that $4.25 bottle of pop because the card reader fees (+greed)

Every time I go to a coffee shop or restaurant and the card reader is down I feel like a god. Plus I leave bigger tips when I pay cash tbh (psychological thing I think)

edit: also they still have to stock them with coins so they can give change unless they completely remove the bill acceptor

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I mean you know were getting benis here on Hexbear beanis

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg they made benis a real thing

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Oh fugggggg

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing but original bepis for me.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

trying to decide between a John Colatrane and a Mingus Dew

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watch out for the scorpion

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Ben's got the feel good juice

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

crystal bepis

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

a crowbar, brb

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

diet rite baybeee

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

at my uni in the student hangout, some guys put up an old soda machine and sold regular soft drinks at slightly above shop price. Convenient, whatever.

But they also had a "mystery drink" button, which could dispense a can not present on other selections, like vanilla coke or dr pepper, low abv beer... or just straight up canned mushrooms. I did get the mushrooms once.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Gimme the pepe