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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 110 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I AM A FREE! I AM NOT MAN! A NUMBER!

Makes perfect sense lol

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a FREE
I am NOT MAN

-- A NUMBER

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

With all the shit mathematicians invent, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a set called "free numbers" or "man numbers", but when you ask what those are, they're just gonna hit you with curly brackets and greek letters.

[–] YaksDC@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How could you write that on a sign and step back and say "Yep, that gets my point across."?

[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

step back

Yeah, that's the part he didn't do.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

point across

nope, more like "point downward"

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

You have to be deficient in logical thinking to reach this point to begin with.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a FREE

I am not MAN

A NUMBER

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can't even get the quote right. It's I am not a number, I am a free man. Not the other way around.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 years ago

If he got that part right the sign would probably just end up like:

I am I am

A free Not A

Man Number

instead 😂

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that not Bruce? I'd hope he could remember his own lyrics.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I thought it was referencing the TV show The Prisoner.

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[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Given that The Prisoner is one of my favorite shows, I immediately read it wrong so that the sign made complete sense.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.today 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

You are number 6!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just watched it through, and it's such an interesting premise that I feel like they kind of forgot about as the show went on. The writers were also definitely on all of the drugs for the last few episodes.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

We used to binge it 20 years ago by getting the DVD's from the library. I loved how so many episodes didn't even seem ti have any purpose other than the captures just trying to fuck with him.

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Reject MAN, return to FREE.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Remember A NUMBER.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am bummed out for that guy, who clearly worked pretty hard on that sign.

He looks real serious.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I AM FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER!

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[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Yes! I came here to say that the sign could be helped immeasurably with a line, but your image does that much more eloquently.

[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

I genuinely didn't understand what that sign was trying to say until now. Thank you

[–] praxis_jack@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Me when I start writing too big but don't wanna get another piece of paper

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Big Women Want Fish energy there.

[–] Ruthalas 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do the Small Women want though?

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[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

🏳️‍⚧️I AM A FREE!🏳️‍⚧️

🏳️‍⚧️I AM NOT A MAN!🏳️‍⚧️

🦈

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the number blåhaj.

[–] Anise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

That is what I read it as too. Happy Pride!

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago

Iron Maiden intensifies

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago

Planning is a skill some people will never have.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Idiot couldn't even get the line the right away around. "I am not a number. I am a free man!"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Remember, this guy votes.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

don't dead open inside

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

36 brother!!!!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

Is this one of those people against ID cards?

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of r/dontdeadopeninside.

[–] alexdoom@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

These uppity free numbers need to stop complaining. Not man

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A man. A plan. A canal. A number.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Set ROVER on him.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec 3 points 2 years ago

The ironic stench that comes from this dudes display is fucking hilarious

It’s so multifaceted

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Okay it's a little more expensive than I thought, but c'mon man!

What is that, 3lbs 223 oz?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

This is close to being the community's top post!

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