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sends golan to eurovision
loses golan heights
its like poetry
please kill every single IDF soldiers and throw their bodies into some hole so their family can’t parade the corpses of imperialists and capture their sperm
The IDF is taking so long to prepare so as to give their soldiers time to piss and shit themselves dry at the prospect of facing Hezbollah again.
the iof 18 year old colonels weren't even born during last lebanon operation, thus offer fresh view into the operational theater.
IDF general staff meetings be like "I yield the floor to the Admiral of the Navy, who has just finished his bottle."
the sounds of Velcro shoe straps being adjusted fills the auditorium
Probably working on perfecting their cum extraction methods.
I'm sure the guys standing in open windows or too scared to leave their tanks against a less trained and starved guerilla force will do great against a better equipped military force. Isn'treal should start now
The IOF paper tiger is begging to be exposed at this point.
Hezbollah are actually scary. They do the wild shit you see in video games. But in real life. With no respawn. Like bold and fearless shit. Hiding in holes for hours with a buddy to pop out and have one guy run at a passing tank to plop a bomb on it and run back while another shoots an rpg at said bomb so the combination pierces through the reactive armor kind of shit. Then actually getting away with it to do it again.
Honestly I think Israel is too settler brained for their own good. They're gonna keep provoking shit till they pick a fight they can't handle.
They already can’t handle Hamas. Turns out the anti Zionist project was the stupid decisions made along the way.
I bet they think the US will send troops, which they might, but the end result will be the same.
I feel like the one thing that could completely reunite Lebanese people is an Israeli offensive, so I guess thanks for that…
waiting for Uncle Sam to give the green light
50k dead IDF soldiers soon
Are they really so confident they can win a regional war?
Looking fowards to seeing Hezbollah, Syrian, Rojavan, and Turkish brigades aimed in the same direction for the first time ever.
50k soldiers pissing their pants because Hezbollah is capturing and killing them coming soon to a media outlet near you.
That is legitimately stupid I wouldn’t be surprised if Lebanon invades northern Israel.
Yeah the decision is to try and move the Lebanon border to Turkey.