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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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i am only asking people with a serious interest in astrology.

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[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

to get marsupial

[–] callTheQuestion@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

To learn how to see the tears of time or whatever

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Because space ships are cool. Zoom, ZOOM!

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

For that sweet sweet beanis

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Helium-3 mining for fusion power.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

To get more Super! clark-kent-stare

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

they go to jupiter so that the greater gravitional field will lengthen their dicks, its like jelqing but more extreme

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I checked with an 80's kid, and they advised me that boys travel to Jupiter, "to get more stupider."

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Good stopover for checking out the Saturn Hexagon.

[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

to increase their speedometer (all boys have since died in space due to air loss after telekinetically lifting their cars)

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

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