I have a giantess kink and I'm not allowed at pride.
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Laughs in heels that make me 208cm
H-hi
Hi there! I'm Itchy :)
I'm Scratchy ;)
Immediately after beheading Hitler:
Unironically the most romantic thing someone has said to me in months, and it involves beheading Hitler 🤣
what if we kissed on pile of dead fascists
What if held hands under the red sun in the sky?
I-it's just a little hot, I'm not flustered...
God I love flustering people
You can fluster me anytime
Make that 208m and now we're talking
Now those would be some skyscraper heels!
No cock vore at pride
As long as the folks who were consumed consented it's fine and I will support you
I unhinge my jaw
Are you a snake?
Google vore
You eat googles?
Since Google is a subsidiary of Alphabet, would eating alphabet soup fall under their Google vore kink?
I eat their employees
Do not vore.
There should be a vore float at the parade, or a giantess crushing people with her bare feet, maybe a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog. I understand why some people don’t want kink at pride, but they need to get some perspective. Whining about leather daddies and gimp masks, mfer have you ever been on the internet?
Demoman was never the same after losing Soldier...
Aye laddie. He was conscripted to fight the commies and was executed for refusing to fire on college students.
smdh prudes wont allow me to do my Carrie cosplay claiming it's "unsanitary" and "smelly"