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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That buff girl who works at the store around the corner from my place. I want her to put my head between her biceps and crush it like a walnut

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

volcel-judge "I'm afraid I have to step in. You crossed a line here, buddy."

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

If I gotta do time for speaking my truth, then take me to the iso-cubes!

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Evan Rachel Wood in Westworld. Specifically in season 3 where she had short hair and was wearing the motorcycle leathers

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Every single communist and anarchist

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I was gonna make that joke ffs