this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

So nothing will have changed?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbear randomly banning all the good Marxists just to make them move to Lemmygrad like the leftist shitposting Rapture

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah I'm I'm banned from hexbear I'm quitting social media.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit imagine touching grass couldn't be me

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Don't tempt me. I will walk outside and pet the grass.

Then promptly walk back inside and keep posting.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I survived the purge but now I am liberal.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Huh, nothing changed. That's weird.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This is just like when Voldemort took over the wizard school! biden-horror

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I knew you would never ban me...

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago