IIRC you shouldn't get farts if you're used to eating beans sooooooooooooooooooo
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I get farts when the muse inspires and not a moment sooner
Beans = propellant Corn = ammunition Cilantro = garnish
That looks like it tastes terrible (I have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap)
skill issue
Actually you have the skill issue. I can smell the aldyhides and you can't.
its bc you are white
that looks really damn good
BEAN ME
BEAN'D
Bean me up scottie
Crack open a window
Crack? After that, he'll probably blast it out!
When I make chili I use kidney beans, black beans, butter beans, green beans, pinto beans, coffee beans, LL beans, soybeans, jellybeans, toebeans, garbanzo beans, cocoa beans, chili beans, mung beans, adzuki beans, Lima beans, Ligma beans, great northern beans, Mr. Beans, Cannellini beans, fava beans, and red beans.
Alot of beans but no beanis. Depressing.
Wrong comm.
Looks great!
popping off some firecrackers over here now
No meat?
I know people who think it doesn't count as chili if it has beanis. They'd probably have a stroke if they heard you call it chili when it has beanis and no meat
what is chili called if it has beanis??
Chili with beanis
Doing praxis by eating beanis and farting on fascists' dicks in the club
he'll yeah
Thanks now I'm hungry
add some sauteed or roasted butternut squash
sweet potatoes and black beans is an extremely underrated combo
Gonna cropdust the mayor's office later