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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IIRC you shouldn't get farts if you're used to eating beans sooooooooooooooooooo

lady-doge

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I get farts when the muse inspires and not a moment sooner

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Beans = propellant Corn = ammunition Cilantro = garnish

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks like it tastes terrible (I have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap)

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually you have the skill issue. I can smell the aldyhides and you can't.

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

its bc you are white

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

that looks really damn good

BEAN ME

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Bean me up scottie

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Crack? After that, he'll probably blast it out!

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I make chili I use kidney beans, black beans, butter beans, green beans, pinto beans, coffee beans, LL beans, soybeans, jellybeans, toebeans, garbanzo beans, cocoa beans, chili beans, mung beans, adzuki beans, Lima beans, Ligma beans, great northern beans, Mr. Beans, Cannellini beans, fava beans, and red beans.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alot of beans but no beanis. Depressing.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Wrong comm.

Looks great!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

popping off some firecrackers over here now

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No meat?

I know people who think it doesn't count as chili if it has beanis. They'd probably have a stroke if they heard you call it chili when it has beanis and no meat

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what is chili called if it has beanis??

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Chili with beanis

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doing praxis by eating beanis and farting on fascists' dicks in the club

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks now I'm hungry

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

add some sauteed or roasted butternut squash

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

sweet potatoes and black beans is an extremely underrated combo

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Gonna cropdust the mayor's office later