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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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They mod without honour. They post Bashar emojis where Crosscode emojis are needed.

They're traitors to the empire. I want to post to c/mycology.

They post like the po Ha'DIbaH cries before morning. They are unfit to lead us into battle.

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When the mods closed c/dating it was like a million 9/11s all directed at me personally

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Aight, if you're going with that funjy nerd blade, I'm going with a fangtian ji

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will fight this nerd on behalf of comics and creepy. Katanas at dawn.

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i will stomp you into paste and watch as the sun dries you out

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Now THIS is how you mow a lawn. Leo Tolstoy ain’t got nothing on this guy.

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for doxxing my quirked up white boi mod assassin.

Mods going to eat his ass like slop in a hog trough.

I now got to find another alienated freak to participate in my anti mod junta.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

c/battlethposting