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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Wrong answers only

Xi is actually pressing it

It’s the communism button πŸ₯²

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

(ancient meme from a better time)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

AH thank you to the amerigan peoples for elegting me, now time for some reforms:

ISLAMIC GOMMUNISM

t. Obama

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

op said wrong answers only

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

turns him into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen

[–] Bakzik@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Pickle Xi!!! xicko

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

It plays Ram Ranch at a progressively louder volume until it ruptures your eardrums

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Diet coke button. Similar to the one Trump had.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

It turns off communism

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Drops the wholesome 100 big chungus democracy protestors into a pit of lava

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

It's a robot's belly button.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Orders more Taco Bell

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Drops a beanis on the White house

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

It plays a random clip of Walker Texas Ranger.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Turns everyone on Hexbear into liberals (he already pressed it)

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Turns on your vibrating buttplug