this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

every time i stick my head in there, it's like watching clueless children post

no wonder they feared chapotraphouse so much they had to kill it. i legit felt safe there it was like being guarded by a pack of wolves and pigpoopballs

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Ya I told the story how I was involved in that sorry

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

im not sure what to say other than you def posted this in the correct comm

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

you've watched too much brick and mortar. or too little. anyway you haven't watched the exact right amount!

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Anyways I’ve been posting for 20 hours straight I’ll try sleep now

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is it we need to shut down badposting

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

we could never bottom this

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It should just redirect to reddit.com, honestly

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

picke ricc!! le funny cartoon

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I share with the people comrade

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'wow you like abusing women and being Hitler'

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Definitely try R&M it's on Adult Swim and Netflix

[–] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the funniest shit I've ever watched. In one episode the guy turns himself into a pickle, can you believe it? Hilarious stuff.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm very mixed on that show. It's funny but I genuinely don't like most of the characters or how nihilistic it is.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I like the show that guy was just a dweeb tho + duck soup is a good movie

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't say I've watched it, but everyone who I've met who has mentioned to me (unprompted) that they do watch it is insufferable. I'm sure it has some redeeming value (like Bojack, I've heard?) but yeah not for me.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh ok lol. I thought you were actually recommending it to me. Whew.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Oh no lmao I was just regurgitatimg one of the reddit comments from the screenshot. It's getting late and I'm sloppy. Have a good one

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go touch grass motherfucker. That's right smuglord

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I got down voted to fuck no grass will be touched