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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Careful pal, you might get a knock on the door from the bean counters

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What if you began by clipping beanis off pure authentic beanis and then melted all the shavings down with less pure materials to make depreciated beanis. Then start circulating the depreciated beanis and cause a crisis of confidence in the soundness of beanis, causing people to horde the beanis that they feel is of the highest concentration of beanis.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Beanisholders left holding the beanis: all-my-apes-gone

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Good thing I've only collected authentic Gucci Beanis products over the years.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

here's why this is good for BeanisCoin

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Beanflation is real

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Beanis is strong beanis will never collapse ppb-gigachad