this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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No laughing?? At fart jokes and saying piss and beans. Over and over isn't. Funny Will. Hexbear ever learn what good satire is! This place is so!! Unfunny, it actually makes me mad ๐Ÿ˜ž

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[โ€“] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a disgrace how lobrow puerile AND potty-humoured the "users" on this sight are.

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I saw the president of Hexboar shit himself to prove a point. This is why I use reddit where the users wear diapers instead of ruining their trousers.

[โ€“] HexBroke@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

A user on this forum sent me a link about the Posting Policy Bulletin - and it was a god damned swine with poo on his nuts

Whatever happened to the ~~tolerant~~ civilised left

[โ€“] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this supposed to be funny?

[โ€“] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No but the reaction of neoliberal fascists that take themselves far too fucking seriously on the internet is fucking HILARIOUS.

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It's actually a metaphor for how RFK Jr's brain works. Pull your mobile phone 50 cm, slowly, from your face. You'll start to see it.