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George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’ (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by uservoid1@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is solid not the onion article. I'm pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don't worry, he'll just use another one of his names for another account with adult content...

https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/a-complete-ish-ranking-of-the-many-many-lies-and-fabrications-of-george-santos/

Check #9...

"9. What the f*** is his name?

As far as we can tell, the names Santos has used over the years include the one he used on the 2022 ballot, George Santos, as well as Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George A.D. Santos, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, and Anthony Zabrovsky."

Edit: Of course he could just pull a new name out of his ass.. 😂

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Art Vandelay...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

He's starting an only fans......thats not the only thing he'll be pulling out of his ass!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

👀 To what?!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Full access to scenes of his behind.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Kids, always have a trade you can fall back on.

[–] The_Worst@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I can speak for everyone: no, thank you.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Low rent Jonah Goldberg kink havers in shambles at this comment 😂

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Get out of here with these advertisements

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Finally!

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Who is interested ?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit.

Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics....

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And when you fail at politics….

(Used to make jokes about OF….)