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[–] JohnnyCache@lemmy.one 84 points 1 year ago

Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

It's literally the cutest expression of joy

[–] TheBenCommandments 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

that heavily depends on the farm

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cows aren't solely feeded grass

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by "Charlie".