Biden allies and staffers have sought to blame a variety of factors in the aftermath of Biden’s dismal debate performance, including that the president was ill, was over-prepared and that the CNN moderators failed to fact-check former President Donald Trump.

The president is ill. ✅ Correct! He has advanced dementia and reached the end stages of his mortality spiral.
The president was over-prepared. ✅ Correct! The president was has been prepared over and over for 30 years after his expiration date, resulting in an "over-done" brain according to Top Delaware Brain Scientists.
The CNN moderators failed to fact-check former President Donald Trump. ✅ Correct! They also have not fact checked President Biden since the plagiarism scandal in the 1988 election.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently the American people cannot be trusted to check facts themselves and must be given the Approved Facts

Also, apparently, the thousands of fact checking orgs are insufficient in conducting this checking. There should be yet another fact checking org and another layer of fact checking. Ideally, they can set up a precrime-esque fact check where the American people can know if there's not going to be a famine in Gaza up to 12 months before the invasion (for example)

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

There should be yet another fact checking org and another layer of fact checking.

Must... Resist... Posting... XKCD... taking-restraint

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Things going swimmingly in the Biden campaign it seems

[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think Bidens egotism will allow him to step down. The next debate they’ll dose him with amohetamines and have him come out ‘unprepared’ and speaking off the cuff in a Hail Mary attempt to make an impact. I’m guessing he’ll say something crazy racist or incoherent and then just stare into the distance licking his lips. It’ll be wild.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Gotta be honest, him dieing onstage because they dosed him with just a lil 🤏 too many uppers would be such an apropos end to this farce

Plus, just as his dying brains goes off, flooded with dmt and speed, maybe he will have the best fantasy debate performance in his mind

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Didn't the lamestream media complain about the dorkass Don doing the same thing with his inner circle of kissasses and kids?

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

late medieval shit