they fed him the soup that makes you old and sleepy
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That's just any soup for me. 
hear me out: i 100% agree with this guy.
biden should dissolve the secret service and have his personal security be organized by the only man he can trust. a man who is above reproach. a man who knows the stakes, but plays for keeps.
a man who can keep a secret
Is my geriatric nominee sundowning? No, it's a cabal of secret poisoners
Dumb sonofabitch
I'm getting ready to go join the maoists in the Everglades I stg
is it actually true there are maoists in the everglades whose snake breeding operation was blown open by a hurricane that let out all the snakes or is that just a meme
I have no idea and that's part of what makes it funny
Just reminded me of that SNL sketch CSI Sarasota with Betty White, where she goes around a retirement home trying to figure out who keeps poisoning all the 80-something residents to make their hearts stop working.
I looked it up and your explanation was funnier than the actual sketch. god damn SNL is dogshit
SNL is so dogshit it actually inspires hatred. I have seen maybe a couple of SNL sketches that actually made me laugh. The rest make me want to kick the cast in the face.
I will never forget the SNL cast singing "All I Want for Christmas is You" in front of a giant portrait of Robert Mueller. ~~scrubbed from the internet sadly~~ https://vimeo.com/303964180
m'lord thou hast been POISONED by thy enemy of the court, DOLAND DRUMPF
tfw trump intrigue skills are 35, his family got long reach perk and he got great spymaster
He already giftes Biden the carpets that dampen footsteps.
Biden getting bad omen malus 
The secret service cooks who feed brandon are probably the most heavily vetted and scrutinized people in the entire united states government.
Liberals are gonna have their own purges, but much like how they project that Stalin's purges were somehow brutal genocidal projects, they'll make the actual purges that occured under Stalin look like acts of rehabilitative justice with how frenzied they act.
Either that or they'll roll over like angry chihuahuas at the first sign of GOP elitist discontent
Havana Syndrome strikes again!
I'm even more concerned ...for
Fucking hell the way libs and redditors use elipses makes me unreasonably upset
Coming up with elaborate reasons why an 82 year old man was poisoned and is not sundowning
Despite there being plenty of other videos where he looks like the dementia riddled old man he is during the months leading up to this debate
Sure.
This is like that scene in Derry girls where the old nun dies of old age at 90+ and everyone's like 'taken before her time'.
Isn't that just deep state pedophiles waging an underground war against the US president?..
Just imagining an FSB agent sneaking into Biden's dressing room and offering him indica weed gummies
Yeah, there's no historical record of the elderly being energetic in the morning and being sleepy in the evening.
Must be a doctor's plot.