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[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 117 points 2 years ago (5 children)

articles for windows problems: here's a virus, it'll fix everything. enjoy!

articles for mac problems: this software fixes your exact issue in 2 clicks but it costs $50 and will never be integrated into MacOS officially

articles for linux issues: you have to sift through forums still styled like it's 2005 but someone will post 3 lines of terminal commands that will either fix your issue or brick your system

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

nothing beats linux roulette

[–] narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

I remember once finding a blog post that solved my problem perfectly, then ran a fork bomb right when the problem was solved and crashed my system.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2005 was the peak of web design.

[–] rab@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh man that version of last.fm, absolutely glorious

Also 2007 Facebook you could customize your profile however, move shit around, add 3rd party widgets even

Good times

[–] henfredemars 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It really felt like the Internet belonged to the users. The difference was the freedom to make it yours.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I would now like Lemmy to support MySpace style profiles for it’s users

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

In 2005 there were <1B users, today there are >5B. Most of those first billion were online because they WANTED to be online, they built personal websites, ran message boards and operated projects like Albinoblacksheep because they wanted to interact with other like minded nerds. Now most users are online because they have a phone, and phones are so limiting that all they can really do is scroll through feeds and 'share' links (try editing HTML on your phone some time).

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Don't forget that at the end of the linux process you physically feel your brain growing new synapses, and from that moment on you want to cry when people struggle with the same issue because it's so obvious

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

nothing gives me a feeling of power like fixing a problem on linux without having to immediately trawl through the arch wiki

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I usually feel my brain loosing cells after a 6hr session of debugging a typo I made in a UUID.

[–] trimmerfrost@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I had the best experience with Linux out of the three. Although it is technically heavy

[–] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 107 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Me: Googling solutions as to why I can't get RDR2 to start or GTA IV to not run like shit.

100 AI-written clickbait shit articles: lol have you tried SFC /scannow and fixing your clock.

[–] auhu@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was under the impression that getting GTA IV to not run like shit is impossible

[–] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In case it's helpful to someone, RDR2 wanted to access the save files in My Documents that OneDrive needed to be running to sync properly.

Got no idea on GTA IV though, dxvk and FusionFix have failed to help me so far.

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[–] RippleEffect@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How did that become such a popular recommendation?

[–] AnonTwo@kbin.social 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Windows reps on the main support site replied with SFC /scannow to basically any topic they didn't know how to fix.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It does actually occasionally really fix some shit though.

[–] Deuces@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you can't open a Windows critical app like start or options or the task bar it's usually the answer. On very rare occasion it can help with peripherals, but it should always be accompanied by system updates and dism

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ctrl+shift+ESC

Kill explorer.exe

Run explorer.exe

Desktops back

[–] rab@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Well wrong clock causes all kinds of problems. As a system administrator it is one of the first things to check. Computers love to be in sync

[–] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

LLMs probably amalgamating and spewing common elements of real articles for multiple titles.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Only authentic with a [Solved] and the year in the title, super dumb description and always the same solving-suggestions:

Bluescreen DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL -2023[Solved]

Why do I get this?
This bluescreen does appear to be either caused by software (Drivers, installed apps, Windows) or Hardware, like your RAM or your CPU.

How do I solve it?
Quick and easy solution:
Try this tool:
spam.shady.domain/infiltrator.exe?download_you_fucking_idiot

Other solutions
You might want to:

  1. reboot
  2. "Check if your drivers are up to date by running Windows update" (yeah... right... Windows Update and Drivers, shitheads...)
  3. sfc /scannow
  4. DISM
  5. Try the tool above
  6. About this tool we gave you... tried it yet?
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[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 29 points 2 years ago

Search engines really need to step up their anti-spam game. These malware-pushing criminals do not belong in any reputable search index.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Very helpful resource, thanks for sharing!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

One of the most insightful things I've seen today.

[–] solarzones@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

The amount of times I have seen these sites is crazy. Some of them link to CNET downloads or some other shady software site that's been online for years.

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Download this totally free tool

Free tool literally after you boot it:

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You mean you actually downloaded it? Insanity

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

Desperate times man

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I do wonder what I've downloaded in the past that I blindly followed instructions from out of frustration

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

AMA request: Someone who's actually downloaded the helpful tool.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

Who you calling a helpful tool?!

[–] henfredemars 1 points 2 years ago

Trouble is what happens if everyone who goes there never comes back?

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

No i wont download driver manager driver easy

[–] testuserpleaseupvote@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Data recovery is particularly rife with this trope.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Especially egregious since the answer is always just testdisk or photorec if it's REALLY fucked, if that can't do it then you pay someone with a god damn cleanroom.

[–] Saturdaycat@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

One of my biggest pet peeves