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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the only candidate who could tell trump he was going to eat him if made president, and mean it

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Nom-nom-nom - "It's official act! Nom-nom-nom...

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elect brainworms this would actually be the funniest outcome

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Least deranged candidate

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll never vote for a covid anti-vaxxer and a lot of dems won't either. Not to mention that he has not said one anti-zionist thing to my knowledge.

[–] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By all accounts, he is actually more Zionist than Biden or Trump, if that’s even possible.

[–] NewDark@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This has to be a joke right? It could read either way easily

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

He's still got civili libertarian brainworms so I can't tell.

[–] MovingThrowaway@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah this sounds like exactly what someone here would say

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Snowden on hexbear confirmed?

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's an RFK running for President and a genocide going on in Israel/Palestine. What's Sirhan Sirhan up to these days?

Newsom didn't let him out

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Edward, you should pick him up in a convertible and drive around so the voters can see both of you

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

While a dude who is most commonly referred to by all 3 of his names is hanging out

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Vote for Kennedy['s pet crows].

This site still doesn't t have any corvid emojishentai-free

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This site still doesn't t have any corvid emojis

Yeah, like wtf is up with that

Come on

I thought we had a knife stealing crow one?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Be the emoji you want to see in the world

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Bad Snowden spray-bottle snowden

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

When you almost pull off a sick kickflip but smash your front teeth in at the last second

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

America can't stop suggesting or electing epstein affiliates. Hillary. Trump. Rfk.

[–] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, what a mystery…the only thing about the guy that’s even vaguely appealing to the Democratic Party is his last name.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

extremely concerning

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

he's talking about Joe Kennedy III right anakin-padme-2

[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Putin made him post this

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

It would be extremely funny, but also bad.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

To be fair, Kennedy represents the democratic party quite well...

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Stfu Snowden, I want to like you