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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 51 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wait, I don't see beer...

Or propane, or propane accessories, SUS!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's because there is no limit on them.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I'm clearly not giving Mike Judge enough credit for making King of the Hill. It's not satire, it's prophecy.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rest assured, the graphics overlay intern was not just let go, but asked politely yet firmly to leave.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmmm, maybe this y no beer?

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Based hank

Good real horchata from the skeeviest hole in the wall mexican restaurant you can find is god tier in the summer

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I prefer horchata on not sweltering days. I like Jamaica on really nasty hot days, but definitely not that much sugar. Or water with or without lemon, but lemon quenches thirst better, when dehydrated.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The stuff with brominated vegetable oil and carcinogenic colors? Nope.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not a Gatorade fan myself, just a Waterboy fan.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen that in forever. And TV now consists of videos.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't smoke brisket on propane.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I suspect at least one person has attempted to propane offset a brisket. Likely unsuccessfully, but I'd be interested in their findings.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Only heat was tasted, no meat flavor was to be found. Strike this experiment from the record.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As Ted hurries to Cancun...

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

"these fucking kids, i tell you... they're evil!" —Ted after getting caught again, probably

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does anyone really go through life without a hurricane brisket? I've also started keeping a freeze brisket just in case. Plus my generic emergency brisket and my weekly brisket.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No joke, I have 10 pounds of brisket and 10 pounds of pork butt in my deep freezer right now.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Are you ok? Do I need to send brisket? My smallest packer is 14lbs. I don't want you to run out, friend!

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the hell, the logistics must be crazy.

With canned beans or something, you could just get a few pallets from what's stockpiled anyways.
But with brisket, you gotta slaughter that shit pretty much as it's being handed out, ideally have it cooled the whole time, but then it also has to be cooked before consumption. If people have to evacuate their homes, you gotta do the cooking for them, too...

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One could also assume that it would be more feasible and financially viable to slaughter in the event of an impending hurricane. Bleak, but on point... or flat as it were. (Couldn't help myself)

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This guy briskets

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Brisket sashimi

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Worse, it's Houston.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

HEB is the Waffle House of grocery stores when it comes to disasters.