Mine does, but I’m off today and couldn’t be arsed to check how they’re doing. And I’m not on the IT department either. So far it’s been nice watching the world burn.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This meme finally blames the right product and the comments still say Windows 🤣

Millions of Windows users who have never heard of crowdstrike are just fine.

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

CrowdStrike is another shitty parasite who's business model can only survive because of the Windows ecosystem.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aww who's a cute little edgelord? You are!

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's nothing controversial about it. Security as a product is an upside down approach to security, and it only really exists on windows.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bahaha sure buddy. "Really" gives you enough room to dismiss all Linux security tools. How convenient .

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm fine dismissing things in my field that I've never seen used.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That's a wonderful anecdotal observation

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, right. Cloud services like aws and vultr experience it as well

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 year ago

Haha and on a Friday

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a perfect use of the template

[–] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you! :D

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

C-00000291

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Consider that crowd struck!

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I run a windows PC at work, which has this Crowd Strike tool on it but didn't BSOD today. Lucky me?

[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

If it was turned off, it didn't get the bad update.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

If anything, this brings more light on supply chains being the more popular way for attacks. XZ, of course being THE recent example.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Y2CS

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

Will they face a significant fine?

Probably not.

Will they lose customers?

Also probably not.

Will anybody learn anything from this?

Lol...