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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 91 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I thought you was black, man?

[–] neo@lemmy.hacktheplanet.be 3 points 10 months ago

username checks out

[–] Yoooooooo@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 45 points 10 months ago

“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Hack the Gibson

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OP's name is pretty apropos 😅

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago

Checks the fuck out 💯

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I loved this movie. I'm not gonna change my mind!

I'm also not gonna watch it again any time soon ...

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Yes you will.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Prodigy has entered the chat.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That OST is full of great tracks.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago

They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 25 points 10 months ago

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

[–] DxK@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They Dorf'd him.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 21 points 10 months ago

Hack the planet!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 10 months ago

Hack the planet!!!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Its in that place where I put that thing that time."

[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 10 months ago
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a spiritual successor to Hackers that I'd like to see, and here's the way you generate the script for it:

It's a parody of a heist film. It has to be built like a comedy because the protagonists are going to be employees of a penetration testing company who are hired to do a physical security exercise on a big bank or a tech firm or something. There's no stakes because if they get caught they're just going to say "Yeah you caught me, here's my letter, call this manager and we'll go from there" so it's got to be kind of farcical. To fill out the details of the script, get Deviant Ollam and Jayson Street together over whiskey and hire a stenographer to take notes.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It can start out a little like Office Space, doing all the standard tricks like walking in the front door with your arms full and in a hurry. And it always works. Until they hit the final boss: an IT security worker who has built an impenetrable fortress inside the company. Then it turns into Mission Impossible.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I'm thinking of a story Deviant Ollam told where he was outside in the parking lot doing tricks distracting security while his team wrecked ass inside.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is a fake picture, I see no furries

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

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[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Crowdstrike the planet

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do, people

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Good song tho.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like angelina Jolie's career peaked at this point

[–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I don't think so, she was better known for Mr and Mrs Smith and Lara Croft but whatever she did in Salt was what tanked her and justifiably so

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, there's a movie I keep forgetting about.

[–] yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Can't believe people just blame Salt when Wanted was way worse

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[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Razor and Blade should be real

[–] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, they're leet

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