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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago (7 children)
[–] henfredemars 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

As long as it’s distributed and peer to peer, like where each of us independently asks another human being on a date without relying on a central service.

Wait a minute…

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if it WAS a centralized service. Like imagine you could ONLY go on dates at TGIFridays. Thats just where you go to meet people to date. Or hang out at the bar if you're just looking to get your dick sucked.

[–] henfredemars 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Bar better be called BJ’s or I want my money back.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

What money? The bar is open source. Free, as in beer.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think that's called an adult video store

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I bet it's gonna be like a 10:1 male to female ratio.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago (3 children)

More like 1000:1. Tinder is already 10:1.

And I'm not exaggerating btw, I actually think saying one in a thousand fediverse users is a) a woman, and b) is willing to hook up, is generous. Plus there's probably 10x as many trans women as cis women in that category.

The fediverse is ridiculously male, or at least assigned male at birth.

[–] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So then that app would be great if it catered to gay and trans users.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Correct.

We got the gay communism part down, and we're closing in on fully automated, now we just need the luxury and space bits

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Is this the future leftists want

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Do you want polled? If the sacred videos are too be believed, calling a plumber or ordering a pizza is a surefire way to get polled.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I dunno, lotta MtFs on the Fediverse that might shift the metrics.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but if you're looking for cis women you're shit out of luck.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fediverse hookup when

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Which is different from any other site...how?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 28 points 10 months ago

Lonely Linux seeks Hot Communist for activism and more.

[–] odium@programming.dev 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone over there has a non-identifying picture and their bio is "I'm just testing this out" or "Can you tell me how this works?"

Of those who have an actual picture, most bios go like "I like free software" or "What's your favorite programming language?"

Although, it might be a place for nerdy trans people (mostly trans women devs, if I'm not mistaken) to date.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Well, the fediverse is largely populated with trans (furry communist) open-source developers. (Not judging btw, just noticing. Live your truth)

Fediverse dating app users are necessarily going to be a subset of fediverse users.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean......is this what flirting is? Are we flirting right now?

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure, why not.

Wanna go for a drink in Ten Forward?

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

*I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A classic meme from a more civilized age!

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Y'all already have pet names for each other in your handles, that's cute.

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Omg, who are you?

[–] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There kinda is one. Fedimatch

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Good. I don't actually want to use one, I just want it to exist 🙂

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, there seems to be !l4l@sh.itjust.works but it seems to be very much dead

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ma'am, I do my own plumbing!

[–] ArkhamNightshift@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago