I can basically summarize our rules into a bulleted list, but I wanted to get suggestions from everyone as well. What are some punchy phrases that might help libs avoid getting bearhugged?

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[–] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Avoid liberalism or hang your liberalism from a tree before sleeping in you tent.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If a hexbear is approaching you, say "disengage! disengage!" over and over while fae is mauling you, faer sure to leave you alone.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

You can summon Hexbear by mentioning Hexbear
You can summon Hexbear by having an immeasurably bad take
You can summon Hexbear by earnest posting

Those are the ways of summoning Hexbear.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

check out this cool logo, I think it might be an NFT lmao

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

NFT

I immediately hit right click and downloaded it.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

draw an anti-bear circle

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

not an oval

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The background colour blend isn't quite right, but I just knocked up one based on this.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

lenin-heart

That's so sublime!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you say "defederate Hexbear" or "Hexbear users are tankies/fascists/bots/CCP shills/brigaders/etc" you automatically waive your right to not get made fun of.

[–] Ofosho@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The only way to avoid bear attacks is to vote for (blue no matter who) candidates with a strong anti-bear track record.