this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 88 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 113 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

So I threw it on the GROUND!

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] exanime@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Lol, thank you for this

[–] Nomad@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That was a wild ride.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 50 points 11 months ago

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

[–] amenji@programming.dev 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Maybe that isn't a problem

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[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 11 months ago

I'd use it for pez

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

That's your machete drawer

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably great for one chopping board?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

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[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Umthisguy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago
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[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

One drawer full of spaghetti.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 months ago

...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.

FTFY

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More of a taco slot really…

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

You don't have a sword drawer?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago
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