Toot toot TOOOOOOT
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It's sad because I know exactly what you're talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.
I think it's fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it's not a negative.
Shrimps is bugs forever
Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.
It's not sad it's great
It's not sad or great, it's ridiculous. There's never been a third toot.
I'm Aaron Mankhe, and this... Is Lore.
you are impacting my performance!
And morale
Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.
3x toots? That didn't happen.
Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It's not going to happen.
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W FART
W: Fart free water!
Stand back, fellas, I'm lactose intolerant. I got this.
The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.
Fart free water is a major L
W Fart Free Water
My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER
Common fart-free water W
If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.
That’s defo a W(in)
Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.
Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas
"We fart free water"
W
FA
RT
FREE
WATER
Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn't.
FA
RT
FA RT
Oh I love eating out at W FART. They've got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.
Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.
WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what
EEER
Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart
s p a r k l i n g
this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!
We fart free water? Good to know.
WATER FREE RT FA W
Read strictly left to right, this says water, free fart water.
F A R T W A T E R
This is why conceptualizing and planning is so important in design lmao
You could have the greatest idea in the world, and all people will see is FART.
water free, free water?
We fart free water
W fart
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