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[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 96 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] henfredemars 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unironically an excellent track.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But that is "dudu-dudu dun, dun-dun dun, dun-dun dun"

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

No, that goes like this:

Darude - Sandstorm

  • Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

  • dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

  • BOOM

  • dundun dundun dundun

  • BEEP

  • dun dun dun dun dun

  • dun dun

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM

  • daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddadad

  • dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nnyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

  • nnn nn nn nn nn nn n nn nnn nn nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnn

  • dddddddd ddadadadadaddadadadadadaadadadadadad

  • BOOM

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM

  • BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • BOOM

  • nyunyunyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • dadadadadada

  • ddadad

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BBEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BOOM

  • (Unintellgibile)

  • ddudndundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dund

  • dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoodo

  • DRUM DRUM DRUM

  • ddodododododoododododododododoodododododododo

  • chi chi chi chi chi chih

  • BOOOM

  • chcihcihfkdhfdisjfkla

  • dodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoo

  • SCHEW

  • dododododododoodododododododododododododo

  • dadadadddudndundundudnudndundundunddunfudnundudnudnudndund

  • BOOM

  • FADE

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 53 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 24 points 10 months ago

missing a Dun in all the first three lines, and what is the rest supposed to be?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

No, that's

Dun dundun dun dun dun dun

Dun dundun dun dundun dun dun dun

Dundundundundundundundun dundundundundundundundun

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 28 points 10 months ago

Yo thats paralyzer by finger eleven.

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's the correct answer.

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Clearly the battlefield 1942 theme song

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Battlefield 1942 theme song

Isn't that more like:

Dudun-dun-dundundun
Dudun-dun-dundundun
Dudun-dun-dundundun
Dudun-dun-dundundun
ad infinitum

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Metallica. Master of Puppets.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nah, that's

dudududadudadu dun dun dun, dudududadada dunu duna duna duna / dududadududadu dun dun dun, dudududadada duna duna duna duna duna duna / bubuDA bubudA bubudA bubudA budaaaaaaaaaa

[–] JaN0h4ck@feddit.org 17 points 10 months ago

Definitely Darude - Sandstorm

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holst - the planets, jupiter

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

Visions of the Venture Brothers run through my head.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Imperial March

[–] benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Prisencolinensinainciusol - Adriano Celentano

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Daft punk robot rock

[–] Giftzwerg02@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

That song from Greenday in the Simpsons movie

(literally)

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Let's start a riot Edit: whoops I get the joke now, too late guess I'm on a list gg

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mind explaining it for the thick (like me)

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure thing! I thought it was the song Riot by Three Days Grace, which led me to believe the meme was prompting people to post the lyric "Let's start a riot," which could be against TOS depending on the forum, and could flag you by government agencies sweeping for keywords. But then I reread the image and now I have no clue what song it is... 🙃

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 10 months ago

That wasn’t music anon that was me and your sister.

[–] WhollyGuacamole@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In The Hall of the Mountain King?

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's more like

Dun dun dun dun din dun din
din dun din
din dun din
dun dun dun dun din dun din diii din dun dun dun din

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 10 months ago

Orff’s Carmina Burana

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Could also be I am the Doctor

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Law and order theme.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Tom's Diner.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pirates of the Carribean Theme

[–] EvilMe@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 10 months ago

that would be

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dadadunnah

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Swans - The Seer

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Erika - Major Hans Friess

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Funny thing is I think I know the tune he's talking about but I have no idea what the name of the piece is or who composed it.

But it's one of the classical pieces that often gets used as background music for scenes showing fancy things. It's been on Looney Tunes, though that doesn't really help to narrow it down at all.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

one of the classical pieces that often gets used as background music for scenes showing fancy things

Vivaldi's Spring from Four Seasons?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 10 months ago

I took a music appreciation class in undergrad that had us learn the names of many famous pieces and composers, but Looney Tunes really hooked it up with educating an entire generation on classical symphonic music. Had they included the titles and composers of the pieces in a corner of the screen when playing the music, we'd all be fancy-pants music connoisseurs without taking any college courses for it. There's a lesson in there somewhere. Imagine what else children could learn if what they find interesting is properly infused with educational material.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago
[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's this seventies synthie pop song by some French artist.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

So basically the anime Dan Da Dan opening song...

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Come a Little Closer by Cage the Elephant