Today is the day he truly became America's Mayor 
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
116 points (99.2% liked)
chapotraphouse
13473 readers
1 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
I wonder if there's ever a second where he thinks to himself "I could have just retired and been the guy who was mayor of New York when 9/11 happened"
All he had to do was STFU and go away. He would have been minted on a coin when he died. He would have had a state funeral all because he was in the "right" place at the right time.
Nah all these people are fucking freaks who get off on being in the media.
To steal a quote from some other new yorker, the most dangerous place in NYC is between Giuliani and a microphone
He was never going to shut up
Slow rolling mug shots lol
Even the sherrifs are showmen and just want a media career
It's kinda funny too because he was huge into the district attorney perp walks for show. They all deserve anything bad that comes to them (of which I will remain skeptical until it happens).
It's not the same without hair dye running down his sweaty face
Hello Kiddies! ehehehehe!!
I was so afraid of him as a kid
When he pops up from the coffin at the end of the tales intro is the OG jumpscare and got me good as a kid.
I actually had literal nightmares of that thing as a small child and it’s weird because we didn’t even have the channel it was on so I only ever saw the show once at a friend or relatives house. It’s definitely a character design that works at scaring the shit out of little kids.
omfg, me too - I started avoiding HBO because of the nightmares he gave me, and I've never tried to rewatch any of it. I've heard it's actually funny and goofy and worth a revisit, but it gave me the very deepest of heebie-jeebies, I could never.
Arrested AND killed in a plane crash on the same day 😞
The rich get everything 
It would be very funny if Mike Bloomberg got that civilian F22 Osprey he wanted and proceeded to take off from Rudy Guliani's house, melting him, before being downed by a birdstrike and crashing into the 9/11 memorial.
Do you write for Family Guy or something?
Will someone please Photoshop a monicle and one of those long cigarette holder cigarettes onto this motherfucking penguin
Holy shitsnacks batman someone did it
Love the Gotham city in the background, great detail
I hadn't even noticed that. So brilliant. Cant wait for Trump and we all know who he is
I love how he took the time to put on his little USA pin first. Likes it’s a presidential debate lmao
He looks pretty good here all things considered. I'm a bit disappointed.
He hasn't exactly set a high bar
This truly is the Nintendo Direct of mug shot releases 
I can't wait to main Trump in Smash
I hear he's a heavy type with bad recovery.
there are so many people with open tabs ready to order big runs of T-shirts once they can drop in Trump's mugshot image
I watched his media circus slash press scrum outside the jail happen live. There were people protesting. Each reporter was yelling questions at him. It was ridiculous and - of course - he simply spewed out yet more nonsense.
Fulton Prison Blues
Hit me up for t-shirts
He claimed his last tiddie
Why is everyone in American politics so fucking OLD? I'm not saying old people are inherently bad or anything, but every single politician is one foot in the grave. There are just so many.
“I am Rudy Giuliani, do as I command you!”