He’s trying so hard to hide his neckgina
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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You know it's bad when you're using your combover to block your neckgina.
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You can bet he spent time practicing that pose in front of a mirror at Mar-a-Lago beforehand. That’s supposed to be his ‘If you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you ‘ look, but it’s more like ‘mommy, I think I did doo doos’.
Guliani made an almost identical pose. Maybe they worked on it together after a smush sesh.
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What is it with all these mug shots having a similar scowl going on?
And looking like they were photographed with a webcam from 2004?
How do you afford quality cameras when your budget goes to militarization of the force?
Have you ever been booked? It's because it is almost certainly a webcam and a very old one at that.
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He's trying to look defiant and outraged. Guy knows how to work his marks. I guarantee you every Republican looking at that photo is getting a massive boner over it.
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Here's hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.
His appearance is irrelevant. There's plenty of us ugly guys here. But not everyone is such a jerk.
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Trump had agreed to a $200,000 bond and other release conditions, including not using social media to intimidate co-defendants or witnesses in the case.
Just gotta point this thing out. Seems soft to me idk. Maybe they just want to give him more rope to see how much he will hang himself with it this time, but really a ban from all social media would make the most sense considering how much harm his posts on there have caused.
To me it seems like the trump team had them retake te photo several times. It's off center, it's a non standard angle, and they're letting him make a face unseen in most mug shots.
Yes and if you look at the other mugshots in the series, most have a big glare spot. Trump almost certainly got photo privileges
I honestly think the glare is on Trump's "hair," it hangs over quite a bit too blocking light and he's got so much fake tan/makeup on that it doesn't reflect as much light as everyone else who didn't pretty up their faces for a mug shot lol
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He's still wearing the same suit with the red tie? The man's like Bart Simpson.
Is that his f*cking blue steel look? Wonder how long he spent practicing that expression in the mirror this week.
He's giving us blue steel
This is…. Exactly what I hoped it would be lol.
I wonder if he’ll make a new nft trading card based on it 🤔
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And apparently he's listed as 6'3" weighing 215 lbs. That is not the face of a 215 lb person over 6 feet.
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God, is this a joke? This is the actual mugshot? I thought you'd be required to keep a straight face for that. Where's the side view?
That's probably as straight as he can stand in those stupid heel lifts.
Ugly looking fucker, ain't he?
Here's a list of everybody who got arrested:
Lol, the only person who couldn't make bail was the only black guy!
Only one who wasn't offered bail you mean.
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That feeling when you're trying to hold back a shit, but you're currently being photographed for a mug shot.
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why is this radiating "Mom said its my turn on the xbox!" energy
NBC has the full lineup here:
Jesus Christ that lineup looks like a collection of old folks dressed up after Sunday church about to make some IHOP waitress's last few hours of her shift a literal hell on Earth.
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When will the dart boards with that face be available? Or will they be Biden's main campaign giveaway?
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Wow, what a tough guy! LOoooool.
Oh and the sore loser had to lie about his height and weight, too. Sheesh.
The find out phase begins!
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