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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is mystery man maxing (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can't help myself. *estranged

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago

I could, but I'm glad you couldn't

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] three@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Good afternoon, m' hacker

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 29 points 7 months ago

Actual NPC behavior but I respect the commitment to privacy.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Thinks he’s Mr. Robot

[–] _____@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

but Mr Robot isn't Elliot

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t get through season one?

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't actually get better? Like im already in IT security and have questionable sanity, what does this show do for me?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

It's just a cool show, you can choose to watch it if you want

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 11 points 7 months ago

Guaranteed at the person who wrote that gets doctor's appointments scheduled by their mom.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago