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[–] Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 27 points 2 years ago
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Asked? You'd think you wouldn't have to ask. Surely we can expect people to do the absolute minimum to protect themselves from an airborne health hazard.

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My brother are you familiar with people?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Oh God, NOT THE BEES!

[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

TIL a 1.5 hour drive away from Toronto is "just West of Toronto".

[–] FFbob@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My understanding is that is commuter distance to affordable living up there in Canada

[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's almost to the US border.

[–] RobotToaster 8 points 2 years ago

That's, like, over 9000 bees.

[–] Badass_panda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Eddie Izzard could not be reached for comment.

[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Can't wait to see the videos on youtube.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I read that as if the bees were in the truck cabin and that was why they asked to close the windows